Friday Quotes
Sometimes people just say some great stuff.
- “I’m gonna have to pause you man - there’s a girl walking down the street who wants to fuck me.”
- “Let me stop you there. I don’t give a fuck about your new iPad. I never will.”
- “Predictive txt is like having a really, really controlling girlfriend.”
- “If I’m gay then you’re next.”
- “Are you a Star Wars fan? You are? Then the following sentence will seem familiar: go away, you’re not cool, nobody cares about your opinions and you’ll be alone forever.”
- “I’m surrounded by people who care, and it’s awful.”
- “I saw that guy from The Feelers. Whatsisname. James Feelers from The Feelers.”
- “Frankie Valli can suck my big fat minge.”
- “You can tell a girl’s age bracket by her legs. 17 to 21 means good legs. Anything else is bad.”
