Friday Quotes
Sometimes people just say some great stuff.
- “I would never hit a girl, but believe me when I say I have no problem with smacking a bitch.”
- “Punk’s not punk any more. It’s more like goth girls who like Zooey Deschanel.”
- “I was thinking about buying a ticket to Evanescence. Then I shot myself in the head, came back as a Zombie, buried my own grave and threw myself in the pit so no one would ever have to deal with my bullshit ever again.”
- “Can you customise surfboards? I want to ride a surfboard called Surf Lightning.”
- “I don’t believe in denim.”
- “Hey, that kid’s wearing sandals. I didn’t know a 12-year-old could study engineering.”
- “Saturday is the new orgy. For me and my girlfriend, anyway.”
- “You remind me of my ex-boyfriend. I never want to see you again.”
- “I don’t get the big deal about fixies (cycles). Are they meant to be hip? What’s wrong with a BMX? Fuck that, what’s wrong with trikes? OH DUDE! WE SHOULD GET TRIKES!”
